PETE NDLOVU graced us by uttering:
> Dear Sir, Difficulties encountered in efforts to establish a
> business abroad necessitate this search for someone to assist
> me in securing and investing the sum of USD7.5 Million (Seven
> million five hundred thousand  dollars)inherited from = my
> father's business reserve.
> 
> I am the heir of a Zimbabwean family; ...

Tim Hammerquist
-- 
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.