> P.S. Yes, I'm politically-incorrect. That said, if you'd rather celebrate
> Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's or another holiday using Ruby script, please
> do!
So I leave it to the user which message to display ;)
I personally would chose

Health, Love and Peace for All on this World

But if you run my solution with this text you need some patience....

http://pastie.org/346680

Cheers
Robert