I still maintain that this is clever code.  Every new (pseudo)keyword
comes at a cost, of having to learn (and keep in your head) something
new.  They have to justify their cost by truly cleaning up the code -
and I haven't seen an example of that yet.

However, I do accept that my words were out of tact, and could have,
and should have, been said politely.  I stand corrected - thanks for
pointing that out.