On 9/29/06, James Edward Gray II <james / grayproductions.net> wrote:
> P.S.  For those of you that try this, posting generated stories is
> not a spoiler!

In a parallel universe in the land of Atlantis there was a tireless
Botanist named
Goldilocks. Goldilocks lived there with her loyal Armadillo Barbara,
and the two were never apart.

The land of Atlantis was in meyhem because of the repulsive
influence of a evil witch named Argonagas.

Goldilocks and Barbara came up with a daring plan - Barbara would
distract the witch, giving Goldilocks the opportinuty to attack unseen.

They rode bravely into battle and Goldilocks sliced the evil witch in
strips with her portable angle-grinder while Barbara created a
diversion by screaming synonyms!
Goldilocks and Barbara became the heroes of Atlantis and lived happily
ever after.

THE END.