On Sep 29, 2006, at 11:15 PM, Morton Goldberg wrote:

> It doesn't require complex code, and it is even more fun to code  
> this up than it is to read the results.

I agree.  I'm at 22 lines of code and I'm already laughing:

   James kills Ruby.  Ruby falls in love with James.  James falls in  
love
   with James.  Ruby slays James!  James cries.

Shakespeare would be jealous for sure.

James Edward Gray II