Attention, all YAML fans! You might want to know I couldn't bear this shameful 
omission, and added a YAML representation of having two cows to demonstrate 
just how more readable and concise it is than both XML variants on
 
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows#Category_Five:_You_Have_More_Than_Two_Programming_Languages

Feel free to make tweaks to my rather rudimentary code. The world has to know!

David Vallner
I'm really, really sorry