Here's today's quotes, from our good friend Voltaire!

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

"He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of
course, he really is dead."

"Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent."

"Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal."

"A witty saying proves nothing."

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