Jon A. Lambert wrote:

>> there are two opinions on dealing with said troll:
> 
> There are far more than two opinions.
> 
> 3) Give the troll butterscotch candies so you can cross the bridge.
> 4) Sneak around behind the troll and give them a wedgie while they're 
> distracted.
> 5) Scream troll troll everywhere a troll blocking up the scenery 
> breaking my mind.
> 6) Create web shrines to trolls.
> 7) Affix a meta-kick me sign on its meta-back.
> 8) Run anti-troll email campaigns.
> 9) Tell the troll you are much too thin to eat and to wait on your 
> brother who should be along presently.
> 10) Pay the troll, why should entertainment be "free as in beer".
> 
> Probably more...

This one works only if there is multiple trolls involved:

11) Get the trolls to discuss how to best eat you until daylight 
petrifies them.