Phil Tomson wrote:
> there are two opinions on dealing with said troll:

There are far more than two opinions.

3) Give the troll butterscotch candies so you can cross the bridge.
4) Sneak around behind the troll and give them a wedgie while they're 
distracted.
5) Scream troll troll everywhere a troll blocking up the scenery breaking my 
mind.
6) Create web shrines to trolls.
7) Affix a meta-kick me sign on its meta-back.
8) Run anti-troll email campaigns.
9) Tell the troll you are much too thin to eat and to wait on your brother 
who should be along presently.
10) Pay the troll, why should entertainment be "free as in beer".

Probably more...

--
J. Lambert