James Edward Gray II [mailto:james / grayproductions.net] wrote: #On Apr 17, 2005, at 8:25 AM, Ryan Leavengood wrote: # #> I hereby decree than an additional rule for this quiz would be that #> every solution include a new madlib file :) # #Awesome idea. Wish I had thought of that one, because I would have #used it! += 2 #i cheat :-) # #I've added your Madlib to those served on rubyquiz.com. # #Here's my run with it: # #Science Fair # #According to Mr. McFee, the school science fair this year was 'very #educational.' At the same time, Mr. McFee announced plans to quit the #school system and become a Plutonium Expert. 'It sounds like a safer #job,' the principal said. # #Several fuzzy projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on #'Animal Magnetism' by Dana was canceled before she could plug in her #Shih Tzu. # #The project by Ken on 'Gravity's Effect on First Graders' was canceled #when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. # #And the Nuclear Powered computer built by Coke Classic was taken away #by the police, who said Coke Classic will be back in school 'any day #now.' # #James won second prize with an experiment that asked, 'Can fleas Learn #Karate?' The answer was 'yes.' The fleas tossed Mr. McFee over a #snowboard and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call #the main office. # #Tina won first prize with her TNT tomatoes. By planting seeds in #gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, tomatoes grew that #explode when you drop them. 'What a dynamite idea,' the #principal joked #hesitantly. # #So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning tomatoes got into #the salad served to Mr. McFee at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, #the 'Vegetable Surprise' has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu. LOL! # #---- # #That was great! Thanks. # #James Edward Gray II # #