Ironically I thought about this (the Swiss Army Laser Scalpel) on the way home.

Maybe Swiss Army Plasma Torch?   


On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 08:16:08 +0900, Eric Hodel <drbrain / segment7.net> wrote:
> On 10 Dec 2004, at 14:51, Michael DeHaan wrote:
> 
> > Also note that Perl is often referred to as the "Swiss Army
> > Chainsaw"...  so what does that make Ruby?
> 
> Swiss Army Laser Scalpel
> 
> 

trans wrote:
> A Swiss Army Butter-knife?

Maybe Butter is bigger and more threatening where you come from?   :)