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> If I'm desperately hungry, and there's a sandwich with creamed crab in
> peppered peanut sauce, I'll just take that creamed crab off and eat the
> part that doesn't make me gag. I will definitely warn all of my friends
> that this freak is making sandwiches with peanut butter and antifreeze
> simply because he can. My friends will probably avoid the freakish
> fabricator of crazed comestibles, leaving him to eat his razor blade
> and mouse poop sandwiches by himself.

I'm still thinking of a semi-coherent addition to this thread, but in
the meantime, a quick poll:

How many people ever expected to read the phrase "mouse poop sandwiches"
on ruby-talk?

I tell ya, this list has *everything*!

James